The matchcord and its pros and cons

Matchlock · 2nd October 2014, 09:13 PM

Congratulations on your latest important acquisition, Nando!

You're sure taking good care of that mecha, I see; nevertheless, may I recommend purchasing a safe and builduing a bank vault around that juwel of twisted hemp, half a millennium years old?

I got about 8 meters of matchcord; o.k., of the rarest and earliest 500 year-old thick kind, I only got about 3.1 meters left. I guess I must have lost a length of it within the last week - still got enough to keep alight for decades to come ...-
They just hang around in my Late Gothic/Early Renaissance sacristy cupboard of ca. 1540, which I bought at a Munich auction house for only 200 DM (100 euro) 17 years ago!

Am I too dewy-eyed?

But then: I got more than 50 big bore guns, after all - plus a 500 year-old real cannon.
So I should trust to be able and defend myself, just in case they some burglars want to rid me of that precious though stinking old stuff that keeps crumbling away more and more each day, with little pieces coming off, every time I touch it.

It doesn't matter though; that's just the way hemp has been all the time, and there's still a lot of it there.

O.k., I must admit that of the rarest and earliest 500 year-old thick kind, I only got about 3.1 meters left.
I guess I must have lost a length of it within the last week - still got enough to keep alight for decades to come ...

The bottom attachment depicts them when they were up for auction at Sotheby's in December 2004, coming right from Schloss Frondsberg in Styria.
When you come and see me in spring you may get a chance, in a twinkle of an eye, when I'm too drunk from that sweet port you're bringing in big(bore!)

) barrels, and fell half asleep, to cut off a length of my (much thinner) 16th-17th matchcord bundles as well ...

The Michael Trömner Collection
is looking forward to welcoming you!

Best wishes as ever,
your friend
Michl

Marcus den toom · 3rd October 2014, 10:23 AM

Don't give him any idea's Michl... Nando is crafty enough to even snatch one of black beard's beard matches

fernando · 3rd October 2014, 05:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Marcus den toom

Don't give him any idea's Michl... Nando is crafty enough to even snatch one of black beard's beard matches

:cool...

Have a good look to the man, Marcus; can't you see he is my great, great grandfather ?
Do you think i would be able to rob my ancestors ?

Matchlock · 3rd October 2014, 07:06 PM

[QUOTE=Marcus den toom]Don't give him any idea's Michl... Nando is crafty enough to even snatch one of black beard's beard matches

Oh Marcus,

With an arsenal of weapons like mine - how could I be afraid of a lousy copy of a blackbearded warrior pretendin' to be a "pirate", and swingin' what to me looks like Mickey Mouse blunderbusses, rather than flintlock pistols ... pffhhh ...

Ain't afraid o' no Portuguese guy whatsoever either, no matter how many handcannons he got ..

Does he think he can stand up against a Bavarian man-at- and of-arms?!

Let him come over here, let's get at it - and let's get it sorted out like ... well, the bighmouts we actually are

!

Best,
m

fernando · 3rd October 2014, 05:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Matchlock

...O.k., I must admit that of the rarest and earliest 500 year-old thick kind, I only got about 3.1 meters left.
... I guess I must have lost a length of it within the last week -

Tell me where about and i will go look for it

Quote:

Originally Posted by Matchlock

... When you come and see me in spring you may get a chance, in a twinkle of an eye, when I'm too drunk from that sweet port you're bringing in big bore barrels,

What; do you think i am a wine producer ?

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Originally Posted by Matchlock

... and fell half asleep, to cut off a length of my (much thinner) 16th-17th matchcord bundles as well ...

Just you wait

Matchlock · 3rd October 2014, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fernando

Tell me where about and i will go look for it

Quote:

Originally Posted by fernando

Has that cheap port you're bathin' blinded your eyes - over there, at the far-out edge of Europe, near the ocean where the world ends?
I posted extra large images, large 'nough even for you to see - can'tcha tell the thicker from the thinner cord?!

You won’t be given the slightest chance to cut off a millimeter of my 16th and 17th c. bundles of matchcord!

What; do you think i am a wine producer ?

I better hope you're not ...

As I told you, I'm not expectin' to git nuthin' less than a 500 gallon oaken barrel salvaged from the wreck of the Santa Maria, reserved for, and signed by, Christopher Columbus himself!

Just you wait

No, YOU better wait, buddy!

Worse - no: BADDER! - than ever,
Bad bad Michl Blond..., hmm, alright, Whitebeard

************************************************** *********
Well - all I really wanted to do is say
A GREAT BIG THANKS
FOR A GREAT BIG FRIENDSHIP!
IT WILL LAST FOREVER.
You and Jim kept ringing me up in every hospital they were taking my bowels out at the moment.
I'll never forget that - among many other fine memories.
Jim, are you there?
Please do get in touch with me!

Looking forward to receiving - and gulping right down my now missing bowels! - your 3 milliliters of Portuguese port coming my way tomorrow,
and
Thanks a whole lot!

Your friend
Michl/Miguel

2nd October 2014, 09:13 PM	#1
Matchlock (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bavaria, Germany - the center of 15th and 16th century gunmaking Posts: 4,310	Congratulations on your latest important acquisition, Nando! You're sure taking good care of that mecha, I see; nevertheless, may I recommend purchasing a safe and builduing a bank vault around that juwel of twisted hemp, half a millennium years old? I got about 8 meters of matchcord; o.k., of the rarest and earliest 500 year-old thick kind, I only got about 3.1 meters left. I guess I must have lost a length of it within the last week - still got enough to keep alight for decades to come ...- They just hang around in my Late Gothic/Early Renaissance sacristy cupboard of ca. 1540, which I bought at a Munich auction house for only 200 DM (100 euro) 17 years ago! Am I too dewy-eyed? But then: I got more than 50 big bore guns, after all - plus a 500 year-old real cannon. So I should trust to be able and defend myself, just in case they some burglars want to rid me of that precious though stinking old stuff that keeps crumbling away more and more each day, with little pieces coming off, every time I touch it. It doesn't matter though; that's just the way hemp has been all the time, and there's still a lot of it there. O.k., I must admit that of the rarest and earliest 500 year-old thick kind, I only got about 3.1 meters left. I guess I must have lost a length of it within the last week - still got enough to keep alight for decades to come ... The bottom attachment depicts them when they were up for auction at Sotheby's in December 2004, coming right from Schloss Frondsberg in Styria. When you come and see me in spring you may get a chance, in a twinkle of an eye, when I'm too drunk from that sweet port you're bringing in big(bore!)) barrels, and fell half asleep, to cut off a length of my (much thinner) 16th-17th matchcord bundles as well ... The Michael Trömner Collection is looking forward to welcoming you! Best wishes as ever, your friend Michl Attached Images Last edited by Matchlock; 2nd October 2014 at 09:49 PM.

3rd October 2014, 07:06 PM	#4
Matchlock (deceased) Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Bavaria, Germany - the center of 15th and 16th century gunmaking Posts: 4,310	[QUOTE=Marcus den toom]Don't give him any idea's Michl... Nando is crafty enough to even snatch one of black beard's beard matches Oh Marcus, With an arsenal of weapons like mine - how could I be afraid of a lousy copy of a blackbearded warrior pretendin' to be a "pirate", and swingin' what to me looks like Mickey Mouse blunderbusses, rather than flintlock pistols ... pffhhh ... Ain't afraid o' no Portuguese guy whatsoever either, no matter how many handcannons he got .. Does he think he can stand up against a Bavarian man-at- and of-arms?! Let him come over here, let's get at it - and let's get it sorted out like ... well, the bighmouts we actually are! Best, m

3rd October 2014, 10:23 AM	#2
Marcus den toom Member Join Date: Jun 2013 Location: Netherlands Posts: 535	Don't give him any idea's Michl... Nando is crafty enough to even snatch one of black beard's beard matches