RARE ANTIQUE METEORITE DAGGER/KERIS AUTHENTIC!!!

Rich · 1st October 2005, 03:51 PM

I guess I should be use to it by now. The Chinese fakers selling fake,
"Japanese swords" (aka chinese crapola) have been using my name and
website graphics for years. No amount of complaining to ebay ever does
any good. This is a first on kris though. Have no idea where the seller
got that I did kris. I've got a couple and think they are neat, but know
squat about them.

Rich S

VANDOO · 1st October 2005, 04:42 PM

THE SPELLING IS VERY POOR AND THE STORY HOGWASH BUT FUNNY. THE FACT THAT HE USES SOMEONE BY NAME AS REFRENCE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION IS NOT FUNNY. THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT HE KNOWS THAT WHAT HE IS SELLING IS NOT WHAT HE SAYS IT IS, AS IT IS ONE OF THE POOREST TYPES OF SOUVINEER KERIS WITH THE PARMOR PAINTED ON AND THE WORST GRADE OF CARVING FOR THE HULU AND NO SCABBARD. TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS A GALLERY WITH EXPERT INFORMATION AND TO ASK A EXTREME RIPPOFF PRICE FOR FAKE MISSREPRESENTED GOODS IS A EBAY SELLER AT THEIR WORST.
MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST HIS ARMPITS!

Rich · 1st October 2005, 06:44 PM

Actually, I'd wish an infestation a bit further down on his anatomy :-)

Rich S

BSMStar · 5th October 2005, 06:10 PM

If you liked the Keris...

You will love this magnificent well articulated Saber tooth tiger skull, very rare and collectible! (It seems to be a habit with this seller... oh, this auction has ended by the way by the way).

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7349463222

The only problem? At best, it is a single piece casting (it's so bad, I can not tell if it is real or cast from a poor carving). I guess someone needs a dictionary to look up the word articulated.

The buyer even wrote: "Great skull and one seldom offered, especially at this price. Many thanks."

"Never give a sucker and even break... and never smarten up a chump."
W. C. Fields

Tim Simmons · 5th October 2005, 08:16 PM

That looks like plaster of Paris. I bet he is from a long line of snake oil salesmen, you can only inherit that type of gall. Tim

Justin · 6th October 2005, 11:41 PM

I thought this was the best part:

"the iron is so rust prone, the person would die of
tetnus in a short time - "

5th October 2005, 06:10 PM	#4
BSMStar Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas City, MO USA Posts: 312	But wait, there's more... If you liked the Keris... You will love this magnificent well articulated Saber tooth tiger skull, very rare and collectible! (It seems to be a habit with this seller... oh, this auction has ended by the way by the way). http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...tem=7349463222 The only problem? At best, it is a single piece casting (it's so bad, I can not tell if it is real or cast from a poor carving). I guess someone needs a dictionary to look up the word articulated. The buyer even wrote: "Great skull and one seldom offered, especially at this price. Many thanks." "Never give a sucker and even break... and never smarten up a chump." W. C. Fields

1st October 2005, 03:51 PM	#1
Rich Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: comfortably at home, USA Posts: 432	I guess I should be use to it by now. The Chinese fakers selling fake, "Japanese swords" (aka chinese crapola) have been using my name and website graphics for years. No amount of complaining to ebay ever does any good. This is a first on kris though. Have no idea where the seller got that I did kris. I've got a couple and think they are neat, but know squat about them. Rich S

1st October 2005, 04:42 PM	#2
VANDOO (deceased) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: OKLAHOMA, USA Posts: 3,138	THE SPELLING IS VERY POOR AND THE STORY HOGWASH BUT FUNNY. THE FACT THAT HE USES SOMEONE BY NAME AS REFRENCE WITHOUT THEIR PERMISSION IS NOT FUNNY. THERE CAN BE NO DOUBT THAT HE KNOWS THAT WHAT HE IS SELLING IS NOT WHAT HE SAYS IT IS, AS IT IS ONE OF THE POOREST TYPES OF SOUVINEER KERIS WITH THE PARMOR PAINTED ON AND THE WORST GRADE OF CARVING FOR THE HULU AND NO SCABBARD. TO PASS YOURSELF OFF AS A GALLERY WITH EXPERT INFORMATION AND TO ASK A EXTREME RIPPOFF PRICE FOR FAKE MISSREPRESENTED GOODS IS A EBAY SELLER AT THEIR WORST. MAY THE FLEAS OF A THOUSAND CAMELS INFEST HIS ARMPITS!

1st October 2005, 06:44 PM	#3
Rich Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: comfortably at home, USA Posts: 432	Actually, I'd wish an infestation a bit further down on his anatomy :-) Rich S

5th October 2005, 08:16 PM	#5
Tim Simmons Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: What is still UK Posts: 5,843	That looks like plaster of Paris. I bet he is from a long line of snake oil salesmen, you can only inherit that type of gall. Tim

6th October 2005, 11:41 PM	#6
Justin Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 178	I thought this was the best part: "the iron is so rust prone, the person would die of tetnus in a short time - "