Tales our wives tell us....

ariel · 27th November 2005, 11:01 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1

We had a story on this forum about a severed head that managed to scream a warning.
Well, this one is almost as good.
We can just wonder what kind of tales our wives tell us,,,,

Ian · 27th November 2005, 11:58 PM

Such a good story and no bids at $9.99 NR!

Maybe buyers are just getting smarter.

Rick · 28th November 2005, 01:15 AM

You owe me a new keyboard !!!

/* reminder to self ; never open one of Ariel's posts with a mouthfull of beverage .

ariel · 28th November 2005, 03:27 AM

I do have a spare one: my wife's grandfather inherited it from Haile Selassie.
You can have it for 12 easy payments of $19.95.

Robert · 28th November 2005, 03:34 AM

I"ll take two!!

Tim Simmons · 28th November 2005, 05:13 PM

I used to be a teacher, you have to give him full marks for inventiveness. Tim

Lew · 28th November 2005, 07:33 PM

Maybe the CIA should talk to the seller about where Osama's been hiding

He sounds like he has connections

Lew

Mark · 30th November 2005, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ariel

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1

We had a story on this forum about a severed head that managed to scream a warning.
Well, this one is almost as good.
We can just wonder what kind of tales our wives tell us,,,,

"LOOK OUT, CHARLIE!"

Ah, the memories.

At least he didn't say that his wife appeared on the cover of National Geographic in a red headscarf?

M ELEY · 5th December 2005, 07:59 AM

"You can see the writing on the blade". In Afghan, it says, "M ad e inI ndia".
The seller should have said that you can see the writing on the wall!!

rahman · 7th December 2005, 01:52 AM

Do I detect a Nigerian provenance?

zamboanga · 7th December 2005, 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rahman

Do I detect a Nigerian provenance?

Not if the seller attended the 3rd Annual Nigerian Email conference -
http://j-walk.com/other/conf/

27th November 2005, 11:01 PM	#1
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	Tales our wives tell us.... http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll...MEWA%3AIT&rd=1 We had a story on this forum about a severed head that managed to scream a warning. Well, this one is almost as good. We can just wonder what kind of tales our wives tell us,,,,

28th November 2005, 01:15 AM	#3
Rick Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 6,262	Ariel You owe me a new keyboard !!! /* reminder to self ; never open one of Ariel's posts with a mouthfull of beverage .

27th November 2005, 11:58 PM	#2
Ian Vikingsword Staff Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: The Aussie Bush Posts: 4,031	Such a good story and no bids at $9.99 NR! Maybe buyers are just getting smarter.

28th November 2005, 03:27 AM	#4
ariel Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Ann Arbor, MI Posts: 5,503	I do have a spare one: my wife's grandfather inherited it from Haile Selassie. You can have it for 12 easy payments of $19.95.

28th November 2005, 03:34 AM	#5
Robert EAAF Staff Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Centerville, Kansas Posts: 2,196	I"ll take two!!

28th November 2005, 05:13 PM	#6
Tim Simmons Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: What is still UK Posts: 5,739	I used to be a teacher, you have to give him full marks for inventiveness. Tim

28th November 2005, 07:33 PM	#7
Lew (deceased) Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: East Coast USA Posts: 3,191	Maybe the CIA should talk to the seller about where Osama's been hiding He sounds like he has connections Lew

5th December 2005, 07:59 AM	#9
M ELEY Member Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: NC, U.S.A. Posts: 2,066	"You can see the writing on the blade". In Afghan, it says, "M ad e inI ndia". The seller should have said that you can see the writing on the wall!!

7th December 2005, 01:52 AM	#10
rahman Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Singapore Posts: 84	Do I detect a Nigerian provenance?