Saqr,
Glad to see you in your new reincarnation!
You DID pull our collective leg!
As for being called an "ass", in the academic world, the only way to stop being Ass Professor is when the promote you to Fool Professor
BTW, how many people here have not reach the voting age? Or, even more frightening, how many of the sword owners are still not allowed to drive a car?
I feel very, very old....
Be good, buddy!