Originally Posted by Rafngard
A side comment to the Tenegre (which is, btw, amazing).
I study Filipino martial arts and I've had the pleasure of attending Guro Dan Inosanto's seminars a few times; he comes to my school twice a year. The man is amazing. Though in his 80s, he often moves faster than my eyes can see.
That said, he is a rather short and slender man. While I have no doubt he could something like this, he might still opt for something smaller. Or he might not. Who knows.
Either way, I hope I'm on his side ;-)