i hear that the mummified remains of chinese top political leaders since 1947 also cure cancer, STDs, impotence, warts, tumors, the plague, pneumonia, dementia, will sooth wrinkled skin and add ten years to your life and ensure you have only sons who will command huge doweries from prospective brides & who will care for their elderly parents lavishly.
an elixir made from the rice mortar used to bind the bricks on the great wall or the forbidden city is similarly curative, but you need to take it longer.
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