i think we are on to something here.
no more messy oiling or renaissance waxing.
no more storage problems, the wife, kids and dog can move back in from the garage. for an extra fee you can have your collection virually hosted in a bavarian castle complete with a virtual armed guard security system to prevent cyber kidnapping of your babies.
no more hassle with the neighbours about them melon cutting experiments.
no more visits from ATFS (alcohol, tobacco, firearms and swords dept) agents (also known as revenooers where i come from) and thus no more havin' to find places to bury the extra bodies.
remember that $5,000,000 Nappy Bonyparts sabre you never had a chance to own? now you can adopt it, along with others, for a fraction of the cost. a big fraction of course, but that's business. digital camera film and on-line certificates are costly......
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