Bill
I have been having a problem with Santa 

  He keeps stuffing my stocking with sharp pointy swords but he forgets the scabbards. So when I wake up on X-MAS day I find the swords have cut through the bottom of the stockings and they are sticking into my nice wood floors 
  
 Can you email him and let him know of the problem since he must really like you because he brings you such nice toys 
 
Lew