I guess, I earned a "Gentleman's C" for effort, but the quality is unlikely to be satisfactory for Moro afficionados. BTW, if we have  Dhafiosos, do we have Moron-ians?   
   
Woops, I am afraid I am stepping on too many toes.... 
  
 
Buenas Tardis Ariel,
Off course you'll earn that gentleman's c. from me, that's a wonderful kris alright, you also earn the right to brag!  but you don't need to be so fiesty about it!   And to answer your question,   the only "Moron-ians I see. . . . . is you!