David,
I understand your scepticism and frustration for these new laws. But I started somewhere, just a young collector, and I successfully obtained a CITES certificate with the help of a established dealer in the UK.
I am sure if we look back at this thread in 12 months, and probably wonder what all the fuss was about.
I am happy to help where I can, and I know Thor has also offered his guidance.
Regards,
Runjeet
P.S. I'm not sure I like the tag of 'regular dealer'! I prefer 'seasoned collector and experienced dealer'.