Just one thing, 'Nando:
If it's all that easy and near - please set off to come and see me and my collection, friend! Do your three and three quarter cats cats like driving?

I'd love to snuggle up with your lovely smooth purring furries anyway!!!
After all, Alexander, our St. Petersburg friend, was here in my collection in Septemper - and the two of us have been all that much nearer ever since

Was this sentence anything nearing correct English?

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As soon as you're here everything will be free:literally hundreds of liters of Bavarian dark beer, roast pork etc...

Now ain't that enticing?!
P.S. I heavily kicked my lousy friend's ass once more to make him look for your fuse ...
Good night,
Michl